Troll walking down the mountain. Talking to the camera.

Troll: Since Medieval Norway, us trolls would come down from the mountains and the forests to human villages to switch our ugly babies with prettier human babies. It’s always been our tradition.

[Reaches human village]

But look at them now!

[Camera shows human kids drinking, smoking, fighting each other]

The troll genes are everywhere. This is not a good deal!

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Troll sitting in troll-style living room. Talking to camera. Documentary style.

Troll: A long time ago, us trolls bought a piece of land in the mountains of Norway. The real estate agent told us the location was perfect because the mountains could hide us from sunlight–it turns us into stone.

[Irritated]

But nobody mentioned the midnight sun. Sometimes we can’t go out for months. This is not a good deal!

VO: Don’t troll. Find the best deals at moneysupermarket.com

Troll sitting in troll-style living room. Talking to camera. Documentary style.

Troll: My great grandfather’s death was the most tragic in the troll history. He got into this eating match with a human kid. But the kid cheated and poured every spoonful into his backpack. When my great grandfather was full, the kid told him to cut a hole in his belly so he could eat forever.

[Sighs]

It was so not a good deal.

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